May 2, 2008
Gwyneth Paltrow Works The Jumpsuit
Tags: Gwyneth Paltrow, iron man, jumpsuit
If you don’t keep up with the latest fashion trends, ladies, jumpsuits are supposedly the must-have item for summer 2008. The runways this season were teeming with models sporting the one-piece, a la Gwyneth Paltrow at the “Iron Man” premiere in L.A. last night. To make the ensemble truly authentic, just add a little chest hair and a gold medallion with a robust mustache and a “Far out, groovy lady!” That way, if you need to jump your motorcycle over a flaming gorge, star in a seventies porno or party at a disco in Uzbekistan later on, you’re already dressed for the part. Form and function, my friends!
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
It’s a scrolldown fug! “Must-have” my ass. Someone short and booty-ish like me would look like an egg wearing that.
May 2nd, 2008
novaloca
I’m with you, Sonya. And to be honest, Gwyneth’s flatter-than-flat chest doesn’t do much for the look, either. Is it just me or does she not at all resemble the person she was ten years ago? I’m talking physically, here, as I’m sure she’s the same condescending wasp she’s always been. I know we all age, but damn …
May 2nd, 2008
abby
Unless you’re 5′10″ and 100 pounds, jumpsuits are guaranteed to make you look like a squatty little fire hydrant. No thanks.
May 2nd, 2008
bionic bunny
i think its more like that jumpsuit is workin’ her.
@sonya- i think you could pull off that look… just a little blue make-up……
May 2nd, 2008
dew
I can’t wear jumpsuits because they’re too short in both the body (giving cameltoe), and especially the legs. So it’s not just the shorter ladies having problems with them. Only medium height women can wear them. Gwyneth’s jumpsuit has some weird bunching in places.
May 5th, 2008
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