Quickies: Coney Island

May 6, 20085

Pictures of Phoebe Price getting her ass kicked at the beach. (CelebSlam)

The Olsen twins finally in lesbian porn! (CityRag)

Lindsay Lohan steals a fur coat and then gets photographed wearing it all over New York. (Celebitchy)

And you thought “Glitter” was bad! (MollyGood)

Wanna know what a cat being raped by a horse sounds like? Enjoy Lindsay Lohan’s newest single! (Websters)

McDreamy? Try McDouchey on for size. (Pajiba)

Here’s one that keeps you up nights: Spencer Pratt does anal, and he’ll tell you how! (CelebSmack)

Is that Vince Vaughn, or just an big-ass monkey with giant moobs? Hint: the teeth give it away. (Best Week Ever)

syd

Sweet. The Olsens and bukkake.

May 6th, 2008
TREE

Olsen! Olsen!

May 6th, 2008
goddsay

I hate those stupid cunts.

May 6th, 2008
RichPort

I would love to see Mandingo literally split these logs in half.

May 7th, 2008
Fillup

They are cute enought, I could jack off TWICE, once for each of them. Thats the only right thing to do in their honor.

Jun 4th, 2008