Scarlett and Ryan Are Engaged
Tags: ring, ryan reynolds, Scarlett Johansson
Scarlett Johansson showed off her new rock at the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala last night, confirming her engagement to actor Ryan Reynolds. So when’s the big date, you ask? Well, there isn’t one. According to OK! Magazine
“Scarlett doesn’t want to get married anytime soon,” says an insider. “So expect it to be a long engagement.”
The Lost in Translation star’s reluctance to walk down the aisle had been a source of tension between the couple, so they came up with a compromise — “Get engaged now, and worry about the wedding down the road.”
So she doesn’t want to actually get married — she just has an album that conveniently drops in two weeks. What an Ashlee Simpson-style coincidence! Beside, all that boning Woody Allen to convince people she’s a credible actress probably wouldn’t sit too well with a husband. Husbands have serious hang-ups about what you do with your vagina. It’ll be all “I know the doctor said no sex after the c-section, but what about the butt?” this and “See, it’s a coupon for a free Brazilian bikini wax!” that. Trust me, that stuff starts to get old real quick.
In Dolce and Gabbana:
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
bill
She looks fat here.
May 6th, 2008
TREE
OMG, is that BODY GLITTER?!
May 6th, 2008
RichPort
Why do I get the sneaky suspicion that she just doesn’t smell, well you know, “fresh”?
May 6th, 2008
sonya
I’d be a little leery of marrying someone (or even dating, for that matter) who doesn’t think that humans aren’t made to be monogamous. That’s just basically saying, Hey, I’m going to screw around on you because I genetically can’t help it.
May 6th, 2008
sonya
Oops, I did a double negative on that sentence. You know what I mean.
May 6th, 2008
syd
I don’t know why I dislike her so. Probably all the over-the-top “most beautiful woman in the world” bullshit that floated last year. She’s average.
May 6th, 2008
abby
That dress would be great if it were a different color. That beigey-barely pink really washes her out.
May 6th, 2008
nordo
She’s just oophless and oopa loopaful
May 6th, 2008
bionic bunny
oopa loopaful is my new favorite word!
May 6th, 2008
nordo
bb, you made my morning!
May 7th, 2008
apple
Oh,my god , it’s really a surprise.i can’t imagine that she is willing to have a engagement.Many magazines said that she didn’t want to get marry,and last week i saw her personal profile on MeetingWealthy.com ,i don’t know whether her disapproval of marriage is related to this.
May 8th, 2008
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