Britney Awarded More Time With The Kids

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Britney Spears met up with ex-husband Kevin Federline in court yesterday for her first custody hearing in over three months. This one went decidedly better than the last one, in that she didn’t show up five hours late and talking in a British accent. TMZ says

Brit will get three days of supervised visitation per week… [and] she will also have overnight visitation within a month. The goal is to ramp it up over the next few months so that Brit gets 50/50 custody [again].

Good for her. It looks like she’s finally learned her lesson. Like she said on the way out of the courthouse, “Making the decision to have a child - it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking outside your body.” No, wait — that’s not right… I think it was Elizabeth Stone who said that. My mistake. Britney actually said, “Dammit, SP, I dun tole ya ta quit touchin’ Mama’s smokes with them grubby little fingers a yers. I sed QUIT!” Ah, the mother-child bond! It brings a tear to the eye.

At Bally Total Fitness yesterday:

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bill

    I’ve seen this picture in my imagination. Because NO WAY she looks like that in real life.

  2. She should see about being animated all the time. Huge improvment.

  3. Where are her chins in that picture?

  4. RichPort

    … which of course means US taxpayers will be awarded with having to pay for their therapy when they’re teens…

  5. sonya

    They forgot to add the cheeto dust to her fingertips.

  6. Gweilo

    I must admit she looked great in the seventies (when that artist’s impression was drawn)

  7. bionic bunny

    yeah, but the dude next to her looks like hell.

  8. apple

    yeah, i agree with bionic bunny , i like Brit very much,but there is something that makes me confused,because i saw her profile on
    “MeetingWealthy.com”
    last week ,does’t she want to find some new relationship?

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