Lindsay Lohan Tries to Seduce Joel Madden
Tags: hook up, joel madden, Lindsay Lohan, nicole richie
Lindsay Lohan was photographed earlier this week getting “friendly” with Nicole Richie’s boyfriend and father of her baby, Joel Madden. According to MSNBC
Spies caught the Good Charlotte frontman sitting up close and personal with [Lindsay] Monday night at a Cinco de Mayo celebration held at West Hollywood’s Crown Bar.
Eight out of ten women surveyed said they would rather see a grizzly bear covered in fire ants wielding a chainsaw next to their significant other than Lindsay Lohan. That goes double if she’s touching his knee with her legs open. She’s like some kind of a penis vampire, constantly on the prowl for semen and smegma to survive. I heard the only way to kill her is a shot of penicillin delivered by a priest directly into her puss under a full moon. True fucking story. Just to be safe, though, you might want to start carrying around a sterling silver condom and a rosary.
On the set of Ugly Betty May 3rd:
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TREE
He looks druuuuuuunk.
May 7th, 2008
bill
She is cute, but I got a brother who’s even cuter. He has Down’s and a cleft palate.
May 7th, 2008
TREE
Nice lumberjack plaid there Linz.
May 7th, 2008
RichPort
Caption: I can smell your cooter from here…
May 7th, 2008
open mouth jones
Or: “DUDE- your breath STINKS! What on earth is that? Does Sam have another yeast infection?”
May 7th, 2008
sonya
I picture Hohan’s vag to resemble those giant, fanged man-eating worms from King Kong.
May 7th, 2008
Gweilo
Seduction? No, she only wants to steal his hat, not his cock..I mean heart. Steal his heart. Yeah, heart.
She wants his cock, doesn’t she?
May 7th, 2008
Kayla
The man just had a baby with Nicole! What is wrong with Lindsey?! Nicole needs to tell him no more slumming!
May 7th, 2008
Paul in LA
Lindsay: (In her mind) :
I’m a skank, he;s a skank, everybody’s a skank skank. Might as well blow him!
May 7th, 2008
Rudy311
Hey love the extra chin, chicks dig that!
May 8th, 2008
RichPort
OH snap! The spammers used abby’s name! I’ll never buy a can of spam again…
May 8th, 2008
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