What Is Madonna Doing?

Tags: , , ,
madonna_frenching1.jpg

Madonna continued her promotional tour for her new album “Hard Candy” by regurgitating last week’s performance in Paris yesterday. But wait… what’s this? It appears that she’s kissing another woman! Egad! And all the while holding bottle of champagne, from which she will no doubt drink directly! Such scandal! Such debauchery! Always pushing the envelope, that Madonna! Next, she will do something even more shocking, like make light of the crucifixion or publish a (NSFW) book of nude and sexually ambiguous black and white photos! 2003 also promises to be a year of aeronautical disasters and Eastern Asia SARS outbreaks! Stay tuned!

Related Stories

8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. That whole lesbian act is tired. I can go to any bar in anytown usa and see the same thing without coughing up 69.95 for a ticket. And the chicks I’ll see for free won’t be half a century old, either.

  2. Ewwwwwwwwwww! Old ladies kissing! Groooooooooooooooooooooss!

  3. don’t mind her, she’s just harvesting more souls.

  4. Whats even more shocking is that she actually SINGS live! Sure, it’s done over a backing track, but it’s still unheard of in the pop industry. She is truely cutting edge.

  5. Muscle spasms

  6. Her arms stuill scare the crap outta me.

  7. She’s a dementor.

  8. Put her down Madge, that guitar won’t play itself you know (oh wait, you have a backing track. Carry on sucking (face))

Reply to “What Is Madonna Doing?