Ashlee Simpson Has Huge Pregnancy Boobs
Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, pete wentz, pregnancy
Sometimes, when I’m writing out that $300 check to the U.S. Department of Education, I’ll stop and look up at the diploma hanging over the desk and wonder, “Was it all worth it?” The four years I spent earning my journalism degree; the other two I spent binge drinking and withdraw/failing; the seemingly insurmountable debt — all for one little piece of paper. And then something like this little tidbit from The Sun comes along, and I just have to close my eyes and smile and nod knowingly:
If you thought Jessica was the busty one in the Simpson family - you were wrong. Younger sister Ashlee, out of nowhere, is providing the Dukes Of Hazard star with some healthy competition. It looks like she’s developed a pair of Christina Aguilera-style pregnancy boobs. Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense. The mystery deepens…
So was it all worth it? Yes, my friends. Yes, it was.
Ashlee and her monster bazooms with Pete Wentz yesterday:
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tree
She burns my penis with her chin.
May 8th, 2008
syd
Good Lord, she could at least hide the stretch marks.
Check out Wentz’s Peter Pan boots. How appropriate.
May 8th, 2008
Stacey
How is it possible that it’s only 9:30 in the morning and we’ve both manged to use the word “bazooms” already? You really don’t hear enough of that word, if you ask me. See also: “bazongas.”
May 8th, 2008
RichPort
Odd fact: Joe Simpson picked out her bra… and her shirt.
May 8th, 2008
nordo
Huge boobs, her father and sister.
May 8th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Okay, so pregnanct explains the huge bazooms, but what explains the huge schnoz? The huge chin? The huge douche she’s with?
May 8th, 2008
SailorAlphaCentauri
What explains the huge nose, chin, and douchebag? Pregnancy, pregnancy, and stupidity.
May 8th, 2008
Chark
Huge boobs… I am expecting her to have nipples the size of dinner plates by the time it’s said and done.
May 8th, 2008
bionic bunny
*sigh*
there’s no hiding the stretch marks. especially when those puppies pop up to that size overnight like that.
seriously, mine were so huge, i had to send THEM through college, too. and now they won’t get out of the damn house.
May 8th, 2008
TREE
She looks beautiful
May 8th, 2008
RhymesWithSilver
Anyone notice the huge earrings? Are those a sign of pregnancy, too?
May 9th, 2008
abby
She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h y loves .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.
May 9th, 2008
okay...
I’m still not convinced that Petey is capable of impregnating anyone-
May 11th, 2008
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