Ashlee Simpson Has Huge Pregnancy Boobs

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Sometimes, when I’m writing out that $300 check to the U.S. Department of Education, I’ll stop and look up at the diploma hanging over the desk and wonder, “Was it all worth it?” The four years I spent earning my journalism degree; the other two I spent binge drinking and withdraw/failing; the seemingly insurmountable debt — all for one little piece of paper. And then something like this little tidbit from The Sun comes along, and I just have to close my eyes and smile and nod knowingly:

If you thought Jessica was the busty one in the Simpson family – you were wrong. Younger sister Ashlee, out of nowhere, is providing the Dukes Of Hazard star with some healthy competition. It looks like she’s developed a pair of Christina Aguilera-style pregnancy boobs. Either that or the wiring of her bra is truly immense. The mystery deepens…

So was it all worth it? Yes, my friends. Yes, it was.

Ashlee and her monster bazooms with Pete Wentz yesterday:

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  1. She burns my penis with her chin.

  2. syd

    Good Lord, she could at least hide the stretch marks.

    Check out Wentz’s Peter Pan boots. How appropriate.

  3. How is it possible that it’s only 9:30 in the morning and we’ve both manged to use the word “bazooms” already? You really don’t hear enough of that word, if you ask me. See also: “bazongas.”

  4. RichPort

    Odd fact: Joe Simpson picked out her bra… and her shirt.

  5. nordo

    Huge boobs, her father and sister.

  6. Captain-Insano

    Okay, so pregnanct explains the huge bazooms, but what explains the huge schnoz? The huge chin? The huge douche she’s with?

  7. What explains the huge nose, chin, and douchebag? Pregnancy, pregnancy, and stupidity.

  8. Chark

    Huge boobs… I am expecting her to have nipples the size of dinner plates by the time it’s said and done.

  9. bionic bunny

    *sigh*
    there’s no hiding the stretch marks. especially when those puppies pop up to that size overnight like that.
    seriously, mine were so huge, i had to send THEM through college, too. and now they won’t get out of the damn house.

  10. She looks beautiful

  11. RhymesWithSilver

    Anyone notice the huge earrings? Are those a sign of pregnancy, too?

  12. abby

    She is so beautiful. Her blog and photos were found at milllionaire&celeb datingsite —”W e a l t h y loves .c o m”—- last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is seeking on that site.

  13. okay...

    I’m still not convinced that Petey is capable of impregnating anyone-

  14. Your Mom

    Yeah, seriously. I dont really think Pete has it in him to knock someone up. Just hang up the towel and go gay. We all know you will eventually

  15. Quincy Mirabito

    Hot Ashlee Simpson having sex
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