Mischa Claims Cellulite Pics Were Photoshopped

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Mischa Barton is claiming that the man who photographed her sunbathing topless in Australia last weekend did a little retaliatory photoshopping in an attempt to make her look bad. Barton’s rep tells Rush and Molloy

“Those photos are doctored. They’ve given a 22-year-old woman the legs and bottom of an 80-year-old. There’s a lot you can do with Photoshopping. [Photographer Jamie Fawcett is determined] to make Mischa look bad because she called him out for taking the topless shots.”

Oh, come off it already, Mischa. The photos aren’t doctored and we all know it. Remember, nobody likes a crybaby. Crybabies get picked last for kickball and don’t go to prom and end up living with their mothers and developing glandular issues and hiding behind their computers making fun of people they don’t know in a feeble attempt to quell their own self-loathing. Frankly, that kind of existence is a little pathetic.

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. dillhole

    nope, she’s a fatty

  2. RichPort

    Who is the 80 year old they spliced her with, and is she single?

    What?

  3. nordo

    probably Donatella Versace, I think I see sequins in those craters

  4. abby

    Funny, I saw the image of Jesus Christ. Weird, huh?

  5. open mouth jones

    An 80 year ass would not sit so high. Her cheeks would have been somewhere around her knees. Nice try though, fatty.

  6. RichPort

    Now that you mention it Abby, her ass does look like a half eaten grilled cheese sammich.

  7. lili

    Oh, my god , is she really so old or has anyone do something pn this picture ,but it seems that she often appears on a dating site “MeetingWealthy.com ” ,i see her profile on it , i wonder what kind of man she is looking for.

  8. simpsonsistershavezerotalent

    haha yeah sure cottage cheese girl, they were photoshopped we all believe you.

  9. kate

    well that must mean that I am also 80 years old. i have a flabby ass and i know it. who photoshopped me this morning! Dammit!

  10. Blondie

    You guys are terrible, I’d imagine that all of you sit on your own huge rumps stuffing your faces while you interfere with celib’s lives… get your own! Get out there and try to work out at least half as much as this beauty does… good luck! HAh

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