Quickies: Like Sands Through The Hourglass

May 9, 2008

Have you seen Kellie Pickler’s prom dress? It’s 5,789 times worse than what you’re thinking right now. Really, just go see. (Fatback)

Ashlee Simpson makes fun retards, but never once mentions her own idiot sister. Irony? (Websters)

What is that long, pink, phallic thing in Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr’s hand? (UseMyComputer)

Jayde Nicole is named Playmate of the Year. She looks like she’s made of fucking silly putty. Respect. (Evil Beet)

Chris Matthews goes from “Honeysuckle” to “Golden Wheat” overnight. (Jossip)

Halle Berry’s still rockin’ the pregnancy boobs! (CelebWarship)

Didn’t think it was possible to hate Kim Kardashian any more than you do right now? Think again, my friend. (CelebSlam)

Snoop Dog stars on One Life to Live. Finally, a reason to smoke pot and watch soap operas! (Jezebel)

The Empire Strikes Back in 60 seconds? Some Star Wars geeks did it. (Ask A Trooper)

Anthony

You’re right, not only do I hate Kim Kardashian and her fucking trolls more, I hate you for making me see that horrible display of human activity. WOW!

May 9th, 2008
TREE

OMG, she looks so hot and so pretty~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. It seems that girl is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site “W e a l t h y lo v I n g . c o m” last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.

May 9th, 2008
via

that prom dress… oh my god. & i thought mine was bad

May 9th, 2008
bionic bunny

i’m so old. it was shocking when a couple of the girls wore strapless dresses to the jr. prom. *sigh*

May 9th, 2008
RichPort

Although Kim K’s horrible reading of those Burmese statstics was appalling, I was highly offended that they didn’t try to appeal to a wider demographic by having her repeat the exact same information on her knees, topless, looking up at the camera while undoing the photographer’s buckle. What? I’m a fucking humanitarian AND a romantic…

May 12th, 2008