Not even a whole month out of rehab, and Kirsten Dunst is already back to her Drunksnty ways. The NY Daily News says

Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst partied hard last week for her 26th birthday at Bowery Electric. We can’t say for sure what the newly sober Dunst was consuming, but spies say the actress looked a lot worse for the wear as she tumbled out on to the street hours after midnight with girlfriends gripping her arm.

A really fun game to play with a drunk person is a little something I like to call “Lassie.” Wait until they’re good and drunk and slurry and can’t get a discernible word out, and when they try to get your attention because they need to throw up, crouch down next to them, cock your head to one side and say, “What is it, girl? Trouble at the old mill? Timmy fell down a well?!” See, it’d be especially funny with Kirsten, because she’s already got the cuspids of an actual canine.

Jennifer Aniston sucking face with John Mayer in Miami, because they’re too boring for a whole post: