Madonna Is F*#%ing Hip Like The Young People

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Madonna continued convincing the young people how cool she is by using the word “fuck” during a live television performance in England over the weekend. “Fuck,” if you haven’t heard, is a word all the kids these days are saying because it shocks and offends the old folks and the squares. The Sun reports

The singer used the f-word twice during the Radio 1 Big Weekend gig live on BBC3, BBC HD and Radio 1. Holding an S&M-style cane, she [said]: “You guys are going to have to start [fucking] it up out there [because] I need to feel some love. I’m going to do an old song. But not too old. [Fuck] the present. Let’s live in the past.”

Radio 1 apologised on Saturday, saying: “An incredible performance… that said, a quick apology for those people who might have felt the content offensive.” The BBC later confirmed they did receive complaints.

So, did the young folks buy it? Not so much. The Daily Mail said

In a savage review The Times wrote she was “sterile” and “soulless” resembling “an embarrassing auntie desperately trying to be hip”.

Going to a Madonna concert now would be like being invited to dine at the Hall of Justice. Sounds good in theory. Only when you actually get to the Hall of Justice, you discover you’re stuck at a table in the corner with Hawkwoman and the Blue Beetle instead of anybody cool. And the whole time Hawkwoman is arguing that she can so digest fur and bones and the Blue Beetle keeps blathering about the importance vitamins and yelling “Bwah-ha-ha!” every five minutes. You’re be better off just staying home.

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12 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain-Insano

    Hey Madonna, these days kids like rappers that are street tough. I think it would help your image to get shot 8 times like Fiddy Cent. I’ll help you if needed.

  2. GOOOSH! Would you check out that (fucking) armpit vein?

  3. comone

    Madonna looks still sexy and hot. Like Zatanna and Vixen combined.

  4. RichPort

    She literally looks ike she has an ass on her chest.

  5. abby

    Those implants are properly labeled “HARD.” Kudos to the manufacturer.

  6. syd

    I didn’t know it was possible to have vericose veins in your pits.

    That chest is fucking hilarious.

  7. that is the stupidest thing i’ve heard….and her tits do look like an ass

  8. open mouth jones

    I agree w/ alifth. wow.
    no seriously. WOW. I’m not sure what is worse, the armpit vericose veins or the boob ass.

  9. AC

    her boobs are bouncing up… which is why they look like that and which is why you can tell they’re NOT fake.

  10. okay...

    “she was “sterile” and “soulless” resembling “an embarrassing auntie desperately trying to be hip”.
    Beautiful!!
    -Poor Madonna can’t face the fact that she just isn’t relevant anymore.

  11. nordo

    She needs a boob thong for that thing on her chest. Why won’t she just go away?

  12. those are NOT implants ass.

    Madge has had an incredible rack since day one.

    I should know. I videotaped her performance on American Bandstand
    back in the day with my parents BETAMAX
    when dick clark axed her - whats your goal in life and
    M. replied
    “To rule the world…”
    ass.

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