Britney Hits Another Car
Tags: Britney Spears, mercedes, rear-end collision
Britney Spears drove her Mercedes-Benz into the back of an SUV in Beverly Hills yesterday, for a brand new record of two rear-end collisions in less than a month. The NY Daily News reports
Spears was idling at a red light on Sunset Blvd. when she saw cars moving in a left-turn lane and thought she had a green light, too. Spears hit the gas, slamming her white Mercedes into a red Ford Explorer. The star reportedly was texting on her phone while driving.
“Texting while driving” sounds a lot better than “her belly came unlodged from its resting place at the base of the steering wheel and crashed down on her driving leg, causing a chain reaction that ultimately floored the gas and propelled her into the back of the Explorer.” Which, judging from those pictures yesterday, is probably what actually happened.
Hiding the culpable belly beneath a giant purse yesterday:
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She forgot her pet possums.
May 14th, 2008
RichPort
I love the shoe stains. Very chic.
May 14th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Oh yeah, she’s definitely pregant. That poor, poor fetus.
May 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
Just when I thought (grudgingly, mind you), “Hey, she didn’t look halfway bad on that Doogie show. Weave looked clean, face looked clean, and nary a cooter in sight!”
To tell the truth, I was THIS close to being amazed at the transformation.
But then, like bad gas from yesterdays Indian food, she reminds me why exactly that what tastes great going down one day, certainly has the power to clean out a 10 stall office bathroom the next day. Which is my really, super long way of saying: “HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- she’ll always be a fat skank ass loser!”
May 14th, 2008
abby
I just may tattoo that on my back, Jonesy. Quotes like that only come around once in a lifetime.
May 14th, 2008
nordo
And I have been so busy embroidering all that on my pillows.
May 14th, 2008
oakling
I get happier every day that it’ll be illegal to text message or talk on the phone while driving in less than a month… (in california)… every time I see yet one more person trying to do a one-handed left turn across a busy intersection without even looking at half the road. And every time I read a news item about Britney.
May 14th, 2008
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