Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever
Tags: Mariah Carey, nick cannon, pregnant
Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff” (I’m guessing something with colorful winged insects getting stuck in her ranch dressing hose). But since walking down the aisle with Nick “Nobody” Cannon, Mariah has suddenly changed her tune. According to Rush and Molloy
Yesterday, one of Carey’s assistants called L.A.’s chic baby boutique Petit Tresor to talk about preparing for a little roommate. Mariah’s office asked if the store could send fabric samples with the theme of – you guessed it – butterflies! The Petit crew is sending pictures of the nursery they just finished for Jennifer Lopez’s twins.
The unfortunate thing about babies — however cute they may be — is that they inevitably grow up into awkward teenagers with braces and acne and the insatiable urge to abuse their bodies. Everything Mariah owns is pink and fluffy and covered in butterflies and glitter. You can see where I’m going with this. The only thing Mariah Carey should ever considering mothering is maybe a rainbow unicorn or a Barbie Mariposa. Something imaginary and guaranteed not to ruin your life with its cystic boils and angst and struggle for identity. And also something that does most of its pooping outside.
Mariah at Fred Segal’s on Sunday:
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
youknoe
Hello Kitty and My Little Pony
May 14th, 2008
RichPort
He’s gonna have to blow the dust off of that cooter first… who am I kidding, Da Brat did that loooong ago…
May 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
I agree that pooping outside is a must. It’s a real life saver in ANY relationship.
May 14th, 2008
abby
Doing most of your adulterous fornicating outside is also a real relationship plus. I know it’s worked wonders for my marriage.
May 14th, 2008
oakling
Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff”
Well, that explains that “sexy schoolgirl” stuff in her latest video….
May 14th, 2008
Morris Castleton
Mariah Carey private Sex Tape online and free
http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=43187295&s=y
Get it Now!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
aaliyah_honey_girls
yeah,whatever…But I know how life with this world I never though mariah carey….
Mar 25th, 2010
sweet_honey_girls
But Mariah Carey she didn`t know about people haven`t baby like forever.
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_honey
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh……….Maybe Someone haven`t got caugh with Mariah Carey song yet before i never though get those people like some as well…
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_babe_girl
Haven`t see her yet Mariah Carey I know her not well…..But I know that mayb she well get those information about her tour………………..
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_babe_girls
Because she didn`t know about someone that i never thought about her and she wasn`t like 20 year old Mariah Carey I know though that seems,i know………..
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_candy_girls
yeah why why why your life with someone that you dont know who she is right before yo know.. that right about someone get caugh a few seconds…
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_candy
But I know that Mariah Carey is going get life with someone maybe she well get information about Britney Spears and I know…..
Maybe you and I know that someone like her little Grand Mommy she will………….
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girl_candy
Maybe I know that someone she wil get those Idiot`s may i know…
But i couldn`t been there with someone that i couldn`t get him well…
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girl_candy
yeah Mariah Carey she will know about her life and tour going well….
but why why why her life with some people don`t know about her Grand life….
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_candy
Mariah Carey I know someone that gonna tell something about Tour going with some fans that she doesn`t like them,kind of sick people………
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girl_candy
But I know she will get caugh with him anything with her life from Hell…I got it with Mariah Carey…………….But I know that I am going get him like crazy Grand Mommmy lif3e………….
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_girls_candy
Maybe that i wasn`t sure about someone totally Bad News with Mariah Carey……………………..I know she will get Questions about it……….Listen music I know it`s great but i know that someone maybe know things about him……….He going Insultin people….
Mar 27th, 2010
sweet_candy_girl_45
I know that i still like Mariah Carey I know she great but I don`t like men when there with someone i don`t know………….Buy something like from her like parts that i don`t understand that…………
Mar 27th, 2010
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