Mariah Carey Has Baby Fever
Tags: Mariah Carey, nick cannon, pregnant
Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff” (I’m guessing something with colorful winged insects getting stuck in her ranch dressing hose). But since walking down the aisle with Nick “Nobody” Cannon, Mariah has suddenly changed her tune. According to Rush and Molloy
Yesterday, one of Carey’s assistants called L.A.’s chic baby boutique Petit Tresor to talk about preparing for a little roommate. Mariah’s office asked if the store could send fabric samples with the theme of - you guessed it - butterflies! The Petit crew is sending pictures of the nursery they just finished for Jennifer Lopez’s twins.
The unfortunate thing about babies — however cute they may be — is that they inevitably grow up into awkward teenagers with braces and acne and the insatiable urge to abuse their bodies. Everything Mariah owns is pink and fluffy and covered in butterflies and glitter. You can see where I’m going with this. The only thing Mariah Carey should ever considering mothering is maybe a rainbow unicorn or a Barbie Mariposa. Something imaginary and guaranteed not to ruin your life with its cystic boils and angst and struggle for identity. And also something that does most of its pooping outside.
Mariah at Fred Segal’s on Sunday:
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youknoe
Hello Kitty and My Little Pony
May 14th, 2008
RichPort
He’s gonna have to blow the dust off of that cooter first… who am I kidding, Da Brat did that loooong ago…
May 14th, 2008
open mouth jones
I agree that pooping outside is a must. It’s a real life saver in ANY relationship.
May 14th, 2008
abby
Doing most of your adulterous fornicating outside is also a real relationship plus. I know it’s worked wonders for my marriage.
May 14th, 2008
oakling
Three weeks ago, Mariah Carey claimed that she didn’t want children of her own “because of childhood traumatic stuff”
Well, that explains that “sexy schoolgirl” stuff in her latest video….
May 14th, 2008
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