Quickies: Roy G. Biv
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Do you really need a reason to watch Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson make out? Didn’t think so. (CelebNewsWire)
Know how I know that you’re gay? This. (MollyGood)
Charlize Theron is a hot violet mess. (Gabsmash)
Ashlee Simpson flashed her tits on the first date with Pete Wentz. (Hollywood Rag)
Do horn-rimmed glasses make you horny, baby? Yeeeah! (Websters)
Marissa Miller is named the sexiest woman in the world. I was sick that day, or it would have totally been me. (Popoholic)
Colin Farrell is either suffering from manorexia or a staunch heroin addiction. (Dlisted)
Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt make up for real! Just saying that makes my asshole itch. (Bricks and Stones)
Nicole Richie is starin’ down the barrell of a quickie divorce. (popbytes)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping
Elmo
Ain’t smack that can bring a man down that quick. Only rock, boo yah, crack, freebase, bellringer can turn a human … into an emaciated bug eyed, soon to be statistic. In the mere blink of an eye.
Signed
Been there/seen that/done that
May 15th, 2008
jone
Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson are so handsome and sexy~~wow..I heard they just joined the wealthy cub called “LovingRich.com”..and seem they are very popular on that site..
May 15th, 2008
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