It’s Really Twins For Angelina

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Jack Black inadvertently revealed that his “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Angelina Jolie is in fact expecting twins during a Today Show interview from Cannes yesterday. Us Weekly obtained the following excerpts from the interview:

“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said [to Angelina during the interview].

“So is that confirmed? Is it two?” [Natalie] Morales asked.

Jolie said “Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already. Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”

“Is that true?” Black asked, to which Jolie laughingly replied, “Yeah, you did.” Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!”

“We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine. I’m very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”

Of course there’s two. If I’ve learned anything from Star Wars, is that you can’t bring balance to the force with just one. Besides, the guys on the Jedi Council Forum say if you interpret the prophecy literally, it would take two chosen ones to counter-effect the Sith duality of master/apprentice — always two there are; no more, no less, according to The Rule of Two first instituted by Darth Bane approximately 1,000 years before the Battle of Yanvin. My Jedi Council Forum also says that rule forbidding Jedi to love is the reason why we’re all still virgins. It makes perfect sense to me.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sexygal22

    She looks sexy in pregnancy.

  2. open mouth jones

    I just want to play with her giant, juicy, pregnant boobies.

  3. RichPort

    Wow, is she shoplifting cantelopes???

  4. jone

    I’m surprsied Jack Black can keep his eyes off her melons.

  5. nordo

    For a moment in that pic I thought Brad had let himself go

  6. jone

    She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on a millionaire&celebs dating club “LovingRich.com” “she is so picky about guys!” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

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