It’s Really Twins For Angelina
Tags: Angelina Jolie, jack black, kung fu panda
Jack Black inadvertently revealed that his “Kung Fu Panda” co-star Angelina Jolie is in fact expecting twins during a Today Show interview from Cannes yesterday. Us Weekly obtained the following excerpts from the interview:
“You’re gonna have as many as Brady Bunch when you have these,” Black said [to Angelina during the interview].
“So is that confirmed? Is it two?” [Natalie] Morales asked.
Jolie said “Yeah, yeah, we’ve confirmed that already. Well, Jack’s just confirmed it actually.”
“Is that true?” Black asked, to which Jolie laughingly replied, “Yeah, you did.” Black joked, “I’m glad I didn’t blow it!”
“We’re out [with the news],” Jolie said. “We’re fine. I’m very happy. Unlike most women, I love being pregnant… You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby.”
Of course there’s two. If I’ve learned anything from Star Wars, is that you can’t bring balance to the force with just one. Besides, the guys on the Jedi Council Forum say if you interpret the prophecy literally, it would take two chosen ones to counter-effect the Sith duality of master/apprentice — always two there are; no more, no less, according to The Rule of Two first instituted by Darth Bane approximately 1,000 years before the Battle of Yanvin. My Jedi Council Forum also says that rule forbidding Jedi to love is the reason why we’re all still virgins. It makes perfect sense to me.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sexygal22
She looks sexy in pregnancy.
May 15th, 2008
open mouth jones
I just want to play with her giant, juicy, pregnant boobies.
May 15th, 2008
RichPort
Wow, is she shoplifting cantelopes???
May 15th, 2008
jone
I’m surprsied Jack Black can keep his eyes off her melons.
May 15th, 2008
nordo
For a moment in that pic I thought Brad had let himself go
May 15th, 2008
jone
She is so sexy with the gorgeous dress on her. Is she single now? Her profile was found on a millionaire&celebs dating club “LovingRich.com” “she is so picky about guys!” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
May 15th, 2008
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