Mariah Carey’s Shit Does Stink
Tags: magic mountain, Mariah Carey, nick cannon, six flags
Newlyweds Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon hosted a Magic Mountain wedding party at Six Flags in Los Angeles Tuesday night. Themed “Mariah and Nick — A Love Story,” Mimi booked the entire park for the evening. TMZ says of the party:
The newlyweds were driven around the park in a golf cart. At all times, Mariah was followed by a hairstylist and makeup artist. Mimi had her own private pot to piss in, with guards right outside the bathroom — you know, to keep her friends out. Their guests were [relegated to] non-private [shitters].
So they’re saying that Mariah actually goes to the bathroom? Wow — now there’s a surprise. I was fairly certain that the only thing coming out of her bottom looked like rainbows and smelled like angel whispers. Turns out her dump requires a staff of burly men blockading the powder room door. Boy, she makes my Uncle Tony look like a fucking amateur.
Don’t breathe in:
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Mystery solved! Thanks abby. I can rest easily now.
May 15th, 2008
RichPort
Nah, don’t buy it… they’re just trying to be the new Heidi and Spencer…
May 15th, 2008
abby
I know! It kept me up nights, too.
May 15th, 2008
nordo
She was molding turds into freaking butterfiles for God’s sake! Give her a break, that shit takes time.
May 15th, 2008
Brenda
Wow, this too kept me awake at nights but I am just reeling from the shock of finding out it does stink!!! I wonder if they hire a special person to hold and dispense the air freshener? Not going to be able to sleep tonight, the shock is just too much and I’m afraid of nightmares.
May 19th, 2008
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