May 16, 2008
Cannes I Get A What-What?
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, kung fu panda, pregnant, premiere
Brad Pitt joined Angelina Jolie on the red carpet in Cannes for the premiere of Angie’s latest movie “Kung Fu Panda” yesterday. Brad couldn’t even muster a smile the entire time he was there, presumably suffering from Oh-My-God-What-The-Fuck-Have-I-Done syndrome associated with fathering six children. You remember the OMGWTFHID face. It’s the one your dad made when he found out you dropped out of law school to enroll in the interpretive dance academy and got knocked up by that “Nouveau Communist” cashier at the organic grocery store. It’s the same face you make when you catch an episode of “The Hills” or the person before you forgets to flush.
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
carl33
Brad is my favorite actor. I love him. Not the goatee, but still. He’s hot.
May 16th, 2008
Suber
If anyone can come up with a funny headline, definitely submit it to http://www.glamorati.com
May 16th, 2008
syd
When did Sansabelts come back in style?
May 16th, 2008
RichPort
If it’s wrong to want to boink a pregnant chick, then call me Mr Wrong.
May 16th, 2008
Suber
Abby -thanks for the good headline.
May 16th, 2008
Jay
The boobs alone make me feel happy. Almost as happy as vodka.
May 16th, 2008
abby
No problem, suber! Thanks for the link.
May 16th, 2008
gheena
Angelina Jolie is hot!
I’m a woman and I’ll turn the other way for her.
May 16th, 2008
open mouth jones
I agree jay- add angelina to that mix and i’ll be groping and drinking till the sun comes down- or up- or whatever.
May 16th, 2008
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