Britney Spears Sex Tape

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Britney Spears’ January trip to Rosarito with then-boyfriend Adnan Ghalib seems to have yielded a little more than Montezuma’s revenge, although I’m sure it smells about the same: there’s a Spears-Ghalib sex tape out there, and Adnan wants to sell it to you. Splash News Online says

Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing. The sex wasn’t particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. “Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, ‘Take what off? There’s nothing left to take off.’”

I think I’d rather see streaming footage of partial birth abortions and hemorrhoid surgery being performed simultaneously than watch Britney Spears engaged in coitus. Or, you know, I could just sit through “Pirates of the Caribbean 3″ again. Six of one, really.

Shania Twain, because 1) she’s not Britney Spears, and 2) she’s single again:

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  1. lynn233

    Leave Britney alone. She is my favorite. She will still rocks.

  2. Hopefully her latest trip doesn’t result in another sex tape…

  3. abby

    The trip to Costa Rica with Mel Gibson? I bet there’d be a lot of Jew-bashing and drunkenness. Oh, and Cheetos. Don’t let’s forget Cheetos.

  4. open mouth jones

    Her va-jayjay frightens me more than anything.

  5. nordo

    Maybe they’ll both shave their heads and beat each other up with umbrellas…during a Cheeto break, of course.

  6. sonya

    She looks like a drunken slug.

  7. Popcornridge

    Thanks, but I would rather jump out of a window head first, while in flames and being stung by deadly african bees,, Yep, that sounds much better,, what do you guys think.

  8. Tim

    I hope he doesn’t release the video, but he will, because he’ll get money. It’s just really indecent. I mean, I’m not even a fan of Britney Spears, but I’m not entirely an antifan either. Dumb shits like Paris Hilton can get as many sex vids out there against her will and I wouldn’t care bc I hate that bitch, but Britney doesn’t really deserve it to me. She never actually did any harm to anyone else. If the guy sells the vid, I hope he gets maimed or something.

  9. I found clips from the video here! ugly-robot.com not the best quality…

  10. anyone know where to watch this tape?

  11. white_glock808

    yeah everyone of you are fucking idiots get a fucking life, oh britney thats something to worry assholes how about your soldiers like me and my brothers over here in iraq fighting for this fucked up country. you people make me sick fucking rejects

    heres my e mail hit me up bitches: white_glock808@yahoo.com

  12. want to sea britney get fucked
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