Christina Aguilera’s boobs also double as a map of the Chesapeake Bay watershed. (Fatback)

Pink actually owns a sexy bikini! (CelebSlam)

Gillian Anderson’s got some some ’splaining to do! (UseMyComputer)

Seriously, Warchild — Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reaves are making a sequel to “Point Break!” (Holy Moly)

Ladies, a retreat to your happy place — Johnny Depp has a big wiener. You’re welcome. (The Blemish)

Kourtney Kardashian’s see-through pants. (The Grumpiest)

See the new ass that replaced Jessica Simpson! (MollyGood)

Rain on the New Kids on the Block performance — unfortunate coincidence, or God metaphorically pissing on them with disgust? You decide. (Websters)

Those new Miley Cyrus MySpace pics are fakes. (Ninja Dude)

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