Indiana Jones Is One Hot Bitch
Tags: harrison ford, indiana jones, kingdom of the crystal skulls, movie reviews

“Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull,” premiered yesterday in Cannes to a nearly ten minute standing ovation, and overall the reviews have been positive. USA Today says
Even with the ponderous dialogue, it’s hard not to have fun on this adventure, and it’s good to see that Indy, though slightly weary, still has the goods.
Entertainment Weekly says
Harrison Ford is “terrific — and re-energized” but the film “threatens at times to crumble under the weight of all the impersonal zigging and zagging loaded on for the sake of special effects.
And the NY Post adds
On a satisfaction scale, it lands squarely between ‘The Temple of Doom,’ and ‘The Last Crusade.’
All I know is that I’d definitely let Harrison Ford raid my temple of doom! And, uh… kingdom all over my crystal skulls, if you know what I mean. That actually sounded a lot sexier in my head.

6 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
I wish he’d get rid of that faggoty earring.
May 19th, 2008
bionic bunny
and that bitchly stick he calls a girlfriend.
May 19th, 2008
T
I totally agree Sonya.
May 19th, 2008
nordo
At least get a hoop
May 19th, 2008
fatback
Hollywood stars get all the best HGH. SAVE SOME FOR US, you dick.
May 21st, 2008
Asuna Kagurazaka
Yes he is! I’m gonna be his waifu when I meet him!
Jun 14th, 2008
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