May 20, 20087

Jude Goes Dumpster Diving With Kimberly Stewart

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Actor Jude Law has descended from the resplendent heights of Sienna Miller kitty-dom to the D-list shantytown known as Kimberly Stewart. The two were photographed sucking face at 195 Nightclub in Essex over the weekend. According to The Sun

“Jude Law’s the first big name we have ever seen in there. We couldn’t believe it when we saw Kimberly Stewart snogging [his] face off. They were really going at it and barely came up for air. [We] asked if we could have our photo taken with them… they said no, turned back to face each other again then carried on kissing.”

I guess those rumors of Jude Law being a satyriasist are completely true. I wouldn’t patch my damn roof with Kimberly Stewart’s face, and yet here he is bumping uglies with her. For all intents and purposes, he could have just covered his wiener in haggis and bean dip casserole and then let a couple of wolverines take turns chewing on it. Last time I checked, there was still a little dignity in that.

More haggis, anyone?

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7 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. fluffy

    intents & purposes, sweety.
    Not intensive purposes.

    May 20th, 2008

  2. abby

    Duly noted. Shit like that happens when you’ve got two toddlers screaming at the tops of their lungs while you’re trying to type. Usually a mid-morning glass of wine helps with that, but not today.

    May 20th, 2008

  3. RichPort

    I personally think intensive purposes is more descriptive, fluffer. Convention be damned!!!

    Abby is the wine for you… or the toddlers..?

    May 20th, 2008

  4. abby

    Thanks, Rich. You’ve always struck me as an outside-the-box kind of guy. Except for the box of wine in my fridge, I do most of my thinking and spelling outside the box, too.

    May 20th, 2008

  5. RichPort

    I’m only inside the box when, er, I’m (ahem) inside the box… other than that, it’s stripes and plaids for me all day…

    May 20th, 2008

  6. pg

    I hate it that you guys see 1.5 celebs together and you assume they are hooking up??

    actually Jude is merely interviewing potential nannyies for his kids..

    geez

    May 21st, 2008

  7. Fillup

    I’ll suck anything on that Beautiful girl, any day of the week.

    May 21st, 2008

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