Fergie Offends On The Today Show
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I was up late last night drinking thinking, as I often do, and I got to wondering — how do I know that I’m not a computer? I mean, really know? The thing is — I don’t. But I figure if my existence were pieced together from a domain of ones and zeros, there’d at least be a way for me to edit out the wide-eyed seven year olds cowering in front of stage while Fergie skanked it up on the Today Show yesterday. The only time she even gets up off the floor is when she pulls herself to her knees to simulate oral sex on the guitar player. She could have finished up with R. Kelly hosing down the little girls in the front row and Roman Polanski tossing out handfuls of jelly-bean covered quaaludes and it still would have been a less offensive performance.
11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Stacey
Oh my gosh. You weren’t exaggerating about the cowering 7 years olds, like, at all. I have to admit though, those one handed cartwheels are pretty impressive for someone who’s drunk.
May 21st, 2008
abby
I suppose leather holds in urine a little better.
May 21st, 2008
matty blue
…and the most offensive thing about the performance? the “singing.”
what a no-talent skank.
May 21st, 2008
abby
I guess she thought the one-handed cartwheels would distract you from the “singing.” Next time she should go with a fire, or something with lots of predatory birds.
May 21st, 2008
elleangeleyes
omg omg that bitch is crazy. that offends me!!! the singing and the “dancing” and the Performance but mostly her face.
May 21st, 2008
RichPort
Those children will cry everytime they see a surgically enhanced bladder control specialist slither toward them haughtily. I know I do.
May 22nd, 2008
natalia-fergie
i hate this post!! ¬¬
May 23rd, 2008
FatyBep
Fuck you!
I hate this post!
You are a big shit!
Fergie is the best forevah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 23rd, 2008
agcc
F*ck yourself! Stop telling bullshit!
Fergie’s performace are the best. She rocks.
<33
May 23rd, 2008
Me
Fergie did good… FU*K you… go play in traffic!
Its not offensive at all… nor slutty.
May 23rd, 2008
Kattheryn
Shut The Fuck Up! she knows what she got to do!:P
Wanna have a problem? Im a member of blackeyedpeas.com my name is kattearlin!!
Im a big fan of Fergie and I Don’t want anyone to post the shit things about Fergie!
So what the hell did you do with her?
May 24th, 2008
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