Kirsten Dunst Has A Black Eye

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Freshly-rehabbed Kirsten Dunst was photographed sporting a massive shiner Monday afternoon in New York. The Mirror says

Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst looked like she’d been punched in the eye on the set of her latest film. Even a huge pair of sunglasses couldn’t hide the massive bruise on her cheek.

This follows close on the heels of Kirsten’s boozy 26th birthday party at NYC’s Bowery Electric last week. Coincidence? Probably not. MSNBC adds

A spywitness claims Kirsten downed a shot of whiskey before moving on to a series of rum and Cokes. “She got worse as the night went on,” the source revealed to the magazine. “She was dancing and jumping around like a crazed animal! She indulged any guy who gave her attention… and went up to several guys and started flirting with them hardcore.”

It’s Kirsten Dunst we’re talking about here, so you can pretty much guarantee she either A) caught the corner of the bathroom sink as she passed out on the crapper, or B) took one in the face trying to fend off a cross and a wooden stake from entering her heart.

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    I’m so glad somebody finally beat me to it. Ha, I crack myself up sometimes.

  2. abby

    Thank God, Jonesy. I was starting to think I was in some kind of real-life “I am Legend,” one where all the funny people were dead and all that’s left were the bozos who actually do “work” at their “jobs” instead of commenting on the lives of strangers.

  3. nordo

    She was coordinating. Black eye, matching black vomit teeth.

  4. RichPort

    If you say that fast, it sounds like “Black guy”, which means she has jungle fever.

  5. joba

    Wow you’re so funny (not). Read the superficial for true celeb gossip/humor.

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