Christina Ricci Is The Picture Of Health

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Christina Ricci was photographed yesterday looking like she ought to be crouched behind an underground organ in a Paris opera house instead of leaving a Beverly Hills tanning salon. She’s a dead ringer for Lon Chaney’s 1925 Phantom. Luckily, what the original Phantom of the Opera was lacking in purging noises and compulsive exercising, Christina Ricci deftly brings to the table with her index finger and esophageal sphincter!

Unrelated Naomi Campbell crying at her 38th birthday on P. Diddy’s yacht:

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8 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Captain-Insano

    She’s crying because she missed her target with her bejeweled cellphone. Thats never happened before.

  2. Jigsy Q.

    Well at least now you can cross “use the term “esophageal sphincter” in public” off your bucket list.

  3. nordo

    Wasn’t she The Grudge?

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  5. RebelBoy

    Didn’t I see this in “Close Encounters of the 3rd Kind”?

  6. wednesday

    If she was a cat?
    See Christina Ricci Cat Disapproves Of Pink Thing

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