May 23, 2008
Quickies: Walk The Plank
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Hot guy in speedo wipes out on diving board. Comedy gold! (Banda Podre)
Spend all day typing out conspiracy theories with the same fingers you use to prod around in your own asshole, digging for nuggets of wisdom? Then I have the movie for you. (Pajiba)
Michelle Williams laces up and looks magnifique. (Websters)
Nobody wants to look at Petra Nemcova. (CelebSlam)
Jenna Jameson — the new Angelina Jolie! Only with more hep C and vaginoplasty. (Celebitchy)
Jessica Simpson cheated on Tony Romo! (Allied Is Wired)
Terrence Howard will kill a motherfucker. Especially if he’s trying to bone his teenage daughter. (Jossip)
Ashlee Simpson shows up looking very NON-pregnant in a bikini. (pretty boring)
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