Kate and Lance Have Bathroom Sex
Tags: Kate Hudson, lance armstrong, sex
Kate Hudson was caught doing it with Lance Armstrong in the bathroom at a party in Cannes. According to Showbiz Spy
A witness spoke to Hudson in the bathroom at a Dolce & Gabbana event when Armstrong walked out of one of the cubicles. The source said: “I asked her what she was doing. Kate blushed and laughed - and then Lance walked out of a stall topless!”
Just a reminder: every time a person flushes a toilet without a lid, a fine mist of feces or urine (or both, if you’re lucky) sprays out in a ten foot radius from the bowl and coats everything in sight with a nice thick layer of piss and shit. Interesting side note: the average public stall is only 36 inches wide. Ten foot radius. I’ll give you a minute to do the math here. Take your time. Pretty sexy, huh? In fact, I’d say the only thing sexier than doing it in a public restroom is maybe doing it in a truck stop shower after Daytona Bike Week. Those bastards really know how to get down and dirty.
At the Dolce and Gabanna party on Friday:
9 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Gives new meaning to “afterglow”.
May 28th, 2008
Captain-Insano
Lance was “topless”. I guess he must have taken off his “blouse” then. Topless should not be used to describe a man without a shirt.
May 28th, 2008
nordo
It’s something you never forget, like riding a bike.
May 28th, 2008
abby
Lance must have forgotten to wear his bra again.
May 28th, 2008
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE
I can’t stand that one nutted star fucker.
May 28th, 2008
open mouth jones
Ignorance is bliss. I’m totes filing the handy information you provided about the ’spray’ under “To be Forgotten ASAP”.
May 28th, 2008
wednesday
Lost soul, her parents disapproved of marriage and her momma didn’t care for her behaving in too conservative a manner.
May 28th, 2008
Rick
A TRUE PIG SCUMBAG SHE IS.
May 30th, 2008
Fillup
Perhaps she should to swallow instead?
Jun 4th, 2008
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