Kirsten Dunst Is Sad
Tags: Kirsten Dunst, rehab
Kirsten Dusnt is opening up about her trip to rehab earlier this year, blaming her little stint in the Cirque Lodge on her sad feelings instead of a problem with booze. E! Online says
[Kirsten said,] “There’s been a lot of misrepresentation about what is going on in my life. I didn’t go to Cirque Lodge for alcohol abuse or drug abuse. I went there for depression.”
While naysayers out there may groan that a young, wealthy Hollywood starlet should have nothing to be depressed about, Dunst says mental illness doesn’t know any such boundaries. “We’re all in the same boat together,” she opines. “Depression is pretty serious and should not be gossiped about.”
With so many Hollywood stars battling mental illness — Winona Ryder, Jim Carrey, Owen Wilson, to name a few — it begs the question “Does acting itself create emotional instability, or are those drawn to acting already dissociative by nature and therefore prone to mental unbalance?” You know, the whole “chicken vs. the egg” debate. Well, there’s one thing we can all agree on: Kirsten Dunst’s face probably passed through a chicken’s birth canal at some point. Science says it’s the only real explanation as to why it looks that way.
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open mouth jones
My god, what a whiny cunt. Wawawaaaah.
You want some fucking cheese with that bitch?
May 28th, 2008
sonya
You may be right about her going through a chicken’s birth canal. She was obviously born with two egg teeth, and they never fell off.
May 28th, 2008
nordo
It’s the worm in the tequila. Makes you weepy. Trust me.
May 28th, 2008
abby
Egg teeth! Ha ha
May 28th, 2008
wednesday
Here’s how I see it. Very talented but stifled from acting in films as she wanted. She’s still damn fed up her great hunk interest Jake was more into outdoor fun with guys., men suck period. She didn’t achieve the academy awards for the better films she made and especially Marie Antoinette which was a masterpiece, and adored playing.. but she was most touted for playing Mary Jane the filmsy superhero Spiderman. Was that jerk Tobey’s; love interest in film and barf, real life.. for which she made a lot money and she still greatly regards the role as unworthy of one’s interest or concern in her biography. Mention Interview with the Vampire: The Vampire Chronicles and she will cut you viciously, deeper than neccessary for instant death. Remember her fondly as the voice of KIKI in Kiki’s Delivery Service makes her hiss and foam at the mouth… as that nickname has branded her until this day.
May 28th, 2008
sonya
Whaaaa??
May 28th, 2008
nordo
WTF?
May 28th, 2008
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