‘Lindsay Lohan Is Gay’ Says Dad
Tags: girlfriend, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Michael Lohan, Samantha Ronson
Lindsay Lohan’s father Michael is furiously back-pedaling after telling Us Weekly that his daughter’s rumored lesbian relationship with Samantha Ronson was “evident to anyone with half a brain.” He claims his comments were taken out of context, telling the NY Daily News:
“[In regards to the comment], I was talking about what Dina’s show is all about, but they left that part off. I was saying that it’s evident the show is not… about Ali, it’s about Dina.
[As far as Lindsay and Samantha are concerned, I do] not know if the two are having a relationship and [I have] not asked [her] about it. Lindsay’s life choices are up to her.”
Guys, there’s a simple test you can perform to determine whether or not a girl is a gay. You pull down your pants — sexily, of course — then gyrate your hips and begin rocking back and forth to elicit a sort of slapping motion between your testicles and penis. Here’s the test part: A woman who’s gay will kick you in the nuts, probably with a steel-toed workman’s boot or something patchouli-scented. A woman who’s straight will either swoon or point and laugh, possibly both, depending on the size of your wiener. A woman who’s Lindsay Lohan will hurt herself scrambling to get to your penis and remain hypnotized as long as you keep it moving. It’s 100% accurate every time. You just have to be careful where you perform the test. Cops outside a school yard can be real hard-ons sometimes.
The pictures Michael was referencing from that night in Cannes:
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
Aaaah, but the question would then be, “If cops ARE hard-ons, can they GET hard-ons?”
Screw this whore, I’m more interested in the dangling, dancing peter.
May 28th, 2008
wednesday
Lindsay is more into leeching from the only working person left in Hollywood that will support her. Poor Samantha.
May 28th, 2008
nordo
I thought the test was if she’s into women’s softball and craft stores.
May 28th, 2008
my Lindsay Lohan
her lover look like boy george, Lindsay is to hot to be gay, she look 1000% hot chick damn it. what a waste she still hot for a gay chick tho who’s care, she just went from one bad habit addiction to another killer addiction her life is full of addictions, hope shes happy
Jul 25th, 2008
SoSick
That’s kind of a crude thing to say and most of u ppl sound like huge bigots. Stereotype much?
Jul 25th, 2008
Bella
I saw leave the girl alone. She has been through a lot. We ALL have our own problems, and should be more concerned with that and not her.
Jul 30th, 2008
bob
nope I don’t have any problems and I’m deeply concerned but she’s got to be with a few fuglies I understand lol
Aug 5th, 2008
M
And how would a bi woman react? Either one or the other? At least mention us! Who cares what Lindsay is? Maybe she likes both.
Aug 9th, 2008
PAUL
GUY’S
Why is it that or should I say coincidence[if I spelled it right]
that two actresses that played the part of the daughter in FREAKY
FRIDAY, would end ujp in relationships with women?. Maybe they
will call it the curse of FREAKY FRIDAY.
PAUL/
Aug 10th, 2008
JOVY
its your typical bi-curiosity story…she’ll get over it and bam…on to the next MAN, she’s not gay, just messing around, but damn, she could have at least found a more attractive woman…the DJ chick is mos def diked out, but lindsay is just playing the field…she’s straight…
Aug 16th, 2008
qwkinuf
Is Ronson one butt-ugly lesbian or what? Wouldn’t she be better off in the arms of someone like Rosie O’Donnell?
Aug 28th, 2008
wowman
She is obviously gay…
Here is the proof
http://www.warriorrun.com/lindsay-lohan/
Enjoy
Sep 1st, 2008
Angie
Why does her sexuality matter? She is in a relationship with another woman… so she is gay (or bisexual). Just because she is hot doesn’t mean she isn’t gay… hate to break it to ya but your attractiveness doesn’t determine your sexuality. Let her do what she wants, she isn’t harming anyone.
Sep 6th, 2008
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