May 30, 2008
Clay Aiken To Be A Daddy
Tags: Clay Aiken, pregnant
Hold on to your buttless chaps, boys and girls — Clay Aiken is going to be a daddy. TMZ says
Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay’s best friend [with whom he lives] when he’s in L.A. 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. Foster was artificially inseminated, but Clay is a lot more than just sperm — we’re told he will have an active role in raising the child.
I never thought I’d see the day when Clay Aiken fathered a child with an actual woman. You know, the whole “penis and vagina” thing. But give the guy a little gay porn and a mason jar, and nature finds a way!
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I can just see her asking to bear his child, and him squealing in disgust as the mechanics of actual straight sex register.
Like “You want me to put my WHAT in WHERE? Eeeeegads!”
May 30th, 2008
abby
I heard he calls it a “swamphole.” True story.
May 30th, 2008
bionic bunny
thank you abby. so much for the fancy gourmet potato chips and $$ tequila i just imbibed. i’ll be sending you the dry cleaning bill. urp!
May 31st, 2008
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