‘Lindsay Is Gay’ Says Mom. Kinda.
Tags: Dina Lohan, Gay, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Living Lohan, reality show, Samantha Ronson
Dina Lohan continued whoring out her family in the name of ratings at Project Cuddle Friday night. Addressing rumors that her daughter Lindsay is involved in a lesbian relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson, she told OK! Magazine
“If [Lindsay's] happy, I’m happy. That’s all I’ll say. Samantha’s great. I’ve known her and her family for ten years.”
So Dina’s no longer denying it, but she’s not exactly confirming it, either. That’s what’s known in television terms as a “teaser.” The announcer voice would say, “Is Lindsay gay? Isn’t she? Find out on next week’s “Living Lohan,” where Dina scours the tabloids for rumors and then latently substantiates them!” It’s kinda like sitting down to take a dump but only cranking out a couple of farts instead. Nothing of any consequence really happens, and you’re right back where you started, which is either on a toilet or watching a Lohan reality show. Six of one, in my opinion.
Lindsay in L.A. Thursday:
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nordo
And she added, “not that there’s anything wrong with that”
Jun 2nd, 2008
abby
While we’re at it, “I don’t wanna be a pirate!”
Jun 2nd, 2008
Jessica
I love her smile. Her vertical smile.
Jun 2nd, 2008
open mouth jones
Ho-ghans so harny a dick will no longer do. Maybe she’s more of a fan of the velvet glove now.
Jun 2nd, 2008
sonya
Did you have much to drink this weekend, Ms. Jones?
Jun 2nd, 2008
open mouth jones
My boss is frowning upon my excessive internet use. He’s making useless threats and saying stuff like “I better not catch you on there again OR… It’s like OR WHAT? You gonna take away my after naptime cookies? Fuck you, Fatty mcFatfat. Bastard doesn’t realize if I wasn’t constantly on these here intarwebs that I’d never do any actual work. It’s a game I play; for every hour I’m surfing, I’ll do five minutes of work. If there’s no surfing, there’s no working.
So if my comments are effed up it’s because I’m constantly swiveling around to make sure no one is watching.
Oh yeah, and the spliff I smoked after lunch prolly didn’t help too much.
Jun 2nd, 2008
Natasha
Fat legs - stop with the leggings!!
Jun 2nd, 2008
Popcornridge
@Open mouth Jones,,, Where might I find your Father, I would indeed like to ask him for your hand in marriage.. For I think I love you..
Jun 3rd, 2008
Kayla
Anyone can look at Lindsey and know she is still using drugs. Tha is why we don’t like her because she is lying to us. Samantha Ronson is her dealer/lover/whatever. Linds is not a lesbian, she is a bisexual, low class, no talent loser! MAKE HER AND HER MOM GO THE HELL AWAY!!! THEY ARE NOT CELEBRITIES!!!!
Jun 3rd, 2008
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