Quickies: Dust to Dust

Jun 2, 2008

Jessica Alba, very pregnant, and very in a bikini! (CelebSlam)

Marisa Miller cleavage boobies bazongas bosoms cans melons. (popoholic)

Sarah Jessica Parker was the third one to wear that Nina Ricci dress — and she wore it to the SATC premiere. The horror! (MollyGood)

Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen! Anyone checked out Keith Richard’s alibi? (The Blemish)

Audrina Partridge upskirt pics. Panites included. (The Grumpiest)

You oughta know… Alanis Morrissette is pregnant. (Evil Beet)

Hulk Hogan’s wife dry-humps a 19-year old on the dance floor. (Websters)

Elisha Cuthbert finally looks hot again, thanks to blonde extensions and the magic of photoshop. (UseMyComputer)