Kirstie Alley Is Fatter Than Ever

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To be sure, a muumuu-style sundress isn’t the best choice for making yourself look slim. But Kirstie Alley’s ankles don’t lie, my friends. Neither do those drive-on scales they use at trucker weigh stations or the load-bearing restrictions printed on the underside of a folding chair.

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  1. Neither do open beverage containers in the cupholder of an all-terrain vehicle. I learned that from Jurassic Park.

  2. jinx

    This woman is probably close to 300lbs. WTH! No wonder Jenny fired her ass.

  3. alex

    I’m scared of her left foot.

  4. Linda

    OMG! That better not be raoming in my neighborhood! Earthquake!!

  5. daisy42465

    I THOUGHT SCIENTOLOGY IS SUPOSED TO BE SO GREAT HELPING ALL THOSE CELEBS WITH THEIR PROBLEMS, IT ISN’T WORKING FOR HER………….

  6. sonya

    Damn thee cursed whale, from the depths of hell I stab at thee!

  7. Wolfie

    Guess she’s not drinking Purple, either. Or maybe she’s allergic to antioxidants?

  8. Loob

    SHE did the giant foot from Monty Python! I wonder if she gets residual checks for that. It’s her best work.

  9. butch

    Pardon me if I’m being naive here, but aren’t you supposed to LOSE weight on Jenny Craig? Maybe someone down at the Jenny Craig store forgot to tell her that you are only supposed to eat THREE of those meals a day. Not all 21.

  10. I Hate Hollywood

    Y’all best leave poor Kirsty Ally alone you bunch of sad fuckers. I bet at least one of you weighs at least 200lbs or more. n the only reason your dissing her is cus shes famous n not all diets work for everyone. So you lot best just back the fuck of!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. bionic bunny

    or else what?
    i think the new guy’s a chubby chaser– or a scio.

    @sonya: good one!

  12. what the..

    I thought America is suppossed to be the fattest nation on Earth so why so much disrespect to Kirsty Alley? Surely her equivalent size is seen on every street in the US.

  13. johnny moran

    No wonder,,,,,,it you were competing against Valerie Bertinalli wouldn’t you Pork Out too????

  14. johnny moran

    are you kidding me…..back the fuck OF…. What an illeterite bastard you are

    Really I hate Hollywood …..learn english !

  15. what the..

    “are you kidding me…..back the fuck OF…. What an illeterite bastard you are

    Really I hate Hollywood …..learn english !”

    or

    the fuck of (off two ffs )

    illiterate not illeterite

    english should be capitalised English

  16. dang. wow.

    we thought we had problems. I read from the messages.

    lord. I am so happy now.

  17. To EVERYONE:

    IT IS NOT HARD TO LOSE WEIGHT.

    IT doesn’t take a Rocket Scientist or a neurosurgeon to be smart at Eating Healthy and EXERCISING…………Lord. Just get out & walk– do something. ANYthing is better than nuthin’. And I have a PhD in Nutrition and Health Science.

  18. these nads

    let me ride that donkey

  19. Really Sad

    I am so disgusted with the fact that people will rally to hurt another human being, but not to offer comfort. I wouldn’t be too proud of the fact that you can insult someone behind their back. I also did not realize there were so many perfect people on the planet. I hope none of you ever has any issues that would be cause for ridicule (especially in front of a camera for all to see)-or maybe Karmic retribution will take care of that. And for PhD-I can say I have a degree, too. However, if you really did care enough about the well-being of others to receive a doctorate in that field, I doubt that you would be so caustic and judgmental to the people who might come to you for help. It’s easy to judge; it’s understanding and listening that takes real effort. Kirstie, you’ve made many happy with your profession; I don’t know why people would feel compelled to show so much hatred-you won’t get anything but respect from me. Be well and realize there is more ignorance than empathy, hate than love and condemnation than acceptance in the world, but consider the source. Peace.

  20. karen

    KIRSTIE , I STILL ADORE YOU . OMG WHAT IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU , SHE’S STILL BEAUTIFUL , TALENTED , AND A PERSON WITH FEELINGS . NOONE IS PERFECT , INCLUDING THE ONES WITH THE NASTY COMMENTS , WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND . I LOVE YOU KIRSTIE . OH BY THE WAY I’M A SIZE 3 HELLO , BUT I THINK ALL OF YOU PUTTING HER DOWN , HAS BEEN CRITICIZED YOURSELVES AND REMEMBER IT HURTS . DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU WOULD HAVE OTHERS DO ONTO YOU . FAT OR SKINNY, PRETTY OR UGLY , AND YOUNG BAND OLD , WE’RE ALL HUMANS WITH FEELINGS .

  21. LISA

    THE LAST 2 MESSAGES SAYS IT ALL……….. PEOPLE ARE JUST SO DAMN MEAN…. LIFE IS SO SHORT WHY BE SO CRUEL.. IS IT JUST BECAUSE YOU ARE THAT INSECURE WITH YOURSELVES.. AND IF YOU ARE ONE THAT CRITICISES AND YOU ARE FIT AND LOOK GOOD (THEN WHATS THE PURPOSE OF KNOCKING SOMEONE JUST BE HAPPY ITS NOT YOU IN THAT SITUATION… BUT REMEMBER LOOKS AREN’T FOREVER WE ALLLLLLL GET OLD. ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN BUT TIME WILL SURELY TAKE AWAY WHAT YOU HAVE ALSO AND GUESS WHAT (((YOU’LL BE TALKED ABOUT JUST LIKE YOU DID TO OTHERS….

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