Quickies: Sloppy Seconds
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Posh Spice is going to need a cane by the time she’s forty. (popbytes)
I bet Lindsay makes Sam go “Robble robble!” and run in a circle when she wears that outfit. (Fatback)
Tatum O’Neal was driven to buy crack because her dog died. Yeah, I liked the first excuse better. (Celebrity Smack)
Gina Gershon got a taste of Big Willy’s willy! (Wizbang Pop)
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer to get matching douchebags tattoos! How gay. (Holy Moly!)
Chucky… or Clay Aiken in doll form? (CityRag)
Cameron Diaz and Jennifer Aniston swap partners. (Celebitchy)
Let’s talk masturbation with Kathie Lee and Hoda! Then we can take turns putting out cigarettes on our genitals and reading the Bible. (Jezebel)
Six words: vampire-zombie hybrids with robot cocks. Knock yourselves out. (Pajiba)
2 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
My foot cramped up just looking at Posh’s feet.
Jun 3rd, 2008
bionic bunny
yeah, now we know why she never smiles.
Jun 7th, 2008
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