Lily Allen Gets Drunk At The Glamour Awards
Tags: glamour awards, intoxicated, lily allen
I take a great deal of pride in the fact that I have never once knowingly listened to a Lily Allen song. I have also never watched an episode of “The Hills” or “Gossip Girl” or any of Season 7 of “American Idol.” I read recently that exposing yourself to too much crap can make you get fat, and if there’s one thing a girl can’t be, it’s fat. Or ugly. Case in point: 23-year-old “singer” (like I said, I can’t confirm that) Lily Allen had to be lugged out of the Glamour Women of the Year Awards in London last night, where she cleverly used her Editor’s Special Award to hide her face from the paparazzi, without considering the bright pink hair and the decapitated Bambi print dress and the teal shoes might give her away anyway. The Daily Mail says
Bleary-eyed and most definitely worse for wear, the newly pink-haired singer covered her face with her very own Glamour gong as a security guard put her in to a car. Lily, who teamed her freshly coloured tresses with a prom dress decorated with prints of a bleeding Bambi, had [to be propped up] as she struggled to keep her balance.
Like my dad once said, “Nobody likes fat chicks.” He also used to say, “Better hope Santy Claus brings you a treadmill” and “What are you, some kind of lesbian?” I think Lily could have really learned a lot from my father.
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Phil
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Jun 4th, 2008
abby
Come to me, buttheads…
Jun 4th, 2008
Gweilo
I’ll bet she woke up with some unpleasant stains on that frock.
Jun 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
yay! it’s super phil and abby!!
i have no idea what i’m talking about. somebody just pass the bong already.
Jun 7th, 2008
leah
omfg
lily allen is a freakin idiot
1. she cant sing
2. she cant drink
3. she cant even pick out an outfit without look like a total MORON and cmon whats with the hair
heres some advice lily, stop tring to be cool and be your self not some hoe who gets drunk moments before geting an award and humiliates the shit out of herself
or go on looking, acting, & singing (if thats what you wanna call it) like a fricking LOSER oh oh maybe next you can get that tattoo ed on you forehead lol NOT although i wouldnt put it past her .
Jun 17th, 2008
leah
omfg
lily allen is a freakin idiot
1. she cant sing
2. she cant drink
3. she cant even pick out an outfit without look like a total MORON and cmon whats with the hair
heres some advice lily, stop tring to be cool and be your self not some hoe who gets drunk moments before geting an award and humiliates the crap out of herself
or go on looking, acting, & singing (if thats what you wanna call it) like a fricking LOSER oh oh maybe next you can get that tattoo ed on you forehead lol NOT although i wouldnt put it past her .
Jun 17th, 2008
Sprmcandy
Sweet girl.
Aug 13th, 2008
md
lily allen is immensely talented; her lyrics are thoughtful, meaningful, and greatly relevant to her listeners. yeah, she’s made some pretty bad mistakes, and perhaps she ought to be a bit kinder to both bambi and “the bottle”, but I think I’d be a little stretched for sanity if I were at her level of fame, too. I hope she pulls it together, and I really hope she busts out a couple more songs for us all to enjoy (I would prefer that entertainment over decapitated Bambi any day)!
Mar 8th, 2010
md
lily allen is immensely talented; her lyrics are thoughtful, meaningful, and greatly relevant to her listeners. yeah, she’s made some pretty bad mistakes, and perhaps she ought to be a bit kinder to both bambi and “the bottle”, but I think I’d be a little stretched for sanity if I were at her level of fame, too. I hope she pulls it together, and I really hope she busts out a couple more songs for us all to enjoy (I would prefer that entertainment over decapitated Bambi any day)!
Mar 8th, 2010
Blklbl
If any of you stupid bitches running your mouths can sing any better then step it up. There are plenty of live videos online with her not lip syncing, and her lyrics obviously have a lot of thought put into them. Funny how people will try to find any reason to hate on someone, and from all I’ve seen the only people who bash her are jealous, catty, stuck up, ignorant shit for brain bitches
Aug 16th, 2011
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