“World’s Sexiest Woman” winner Megan Fox really opens up — get it? — about her love of the wiener in this month’s issue of FHM magazine. She tells FHM

“I have the libido of a teenage boy. I’d rather have sex all the time than leave the house.”

Megan Fox loves sex! Of course she does! I’m sure she also enjoys cheap beer (your brand here), football (your team here), lingerie pillow fights with her Catholic school girl friends (your favorite clichéd male fantasy here), and anal! Thanks, poor man’s Maxim, for giving us a little jerkoff fodder to go with those pictures. We all know nothing spoils masturbation like having to actually use your brain!

Big-time boner-killer: Megan Fox is currently engaged to this guy right here. Try masturbating now.

At Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards on Thursday and the MTV Movie Awards this weekend: