Sienna Miller Is Single Again
Tags: jealousy, relationship, rhys ifans, Sienna Miller, single, split
Sienna Miller broke up with fiancé Rhys Ifans last weekend over her insatiable need for penis his jealousy issues. A source told The Sun:
“Things have been awkward for a while after she caught Rhys going through her text messages for ‘incriminating evidence’. He has been giving her a hard time lately, questioning her commitment to him. She compared him to a spotlight shining in her face all the time. She couldn’t… cope with his jealousy.
He is heartbroken they have split.”
Nothing could be as heartbreaking as that damn hairstyle of his. It’s like Rod Stewart and Quasimodo made a hair baby. Seriously, where do you even get that cut? Other than a bell tower in Notre Dame? I’m guessing you tell your stylist, “Think Jeff Daniels in ‘Dumb and Dumber.’ No, no — more disheveled! Try these pinking shears!” before just using a lighter to burn the ends off yourself.
Sienna as The Baroness on the set of G.I. Joe:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Burnt Sienna was the Crayon color I used to draw barf and poop when I was little. True story.
Jun 4th, 2008
abby
Ah, memories! Using Maize over the Burnt Sienna really added texture to crayon barf.
Jun 4th, 2008
bionic bunny
of course if you just ate the crayons in the first place, you eliminated the annoying DRAWING part of the process.
yeah, i admit it, that was uncalled for.
Jun 7th, 2008
Sprmcandy
I wish Sienna would eat me. Well suck me & eat my cum - that is.
Jul 30th, 2008
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