Jun 6, 2008

Christina Aguilera Rocks The Vote

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Christina Aguilera took a little time off from drunken club-whoring to do her part for the Rock the Vote Campaign, which translated to wrapping her infant son in an American flag and cooing “America the Beautiful” to him. Whatever. This little ruse changes nothing for me. You can bet your sweet bippy that the only lullaby I’m going to be singing to some baby wrapped in an American flag is Pink Floyd’s “Welcome to the Machine.” Possibly The Who’s “Won’t Get Fooled Again” if I have time. And then I’ll hold the baby up and yell, “Meet the new boss, same as the old boss, baby! Democracy is dead! Viva la revolución!” just like I did when I ambushed the stage at my niece’s christening last week. Hopefully the Rock the Vote demographic will be a little more receptive than those folks inside the church were. Fucking Bolsheviks!

Angelina Jolie in Vanity Fair because she’s not a hideous tranny monster:

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3 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. bionic bunny

    call me what ever you want, i have a problem with her using an american flag that way. use a blanket that resembles the flag, bitch, but not a real one.

    off soapbox.

    Jun 7th, 2008

  2. newleaf

    I think it’s in poor taste also. Granted, I’m not one to say that wrapping her baby up in the flag should be illegal, but I think there are only two ways to use the flag appropriately. Big flag or small, let it wave in all it’s glory. The other way is for it to be draped over the coffin of a dead soldier.

    Jun 7th, 2008

  3. Popcornridge

    What I would do to get into Angelina Jolie’s thongs… Just damn

    Jun 9th, 2008

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