Jun 6, 2008
Timberlake and Biel Move In Together
Tags: Jessica Biel, justin timberlake, marriage, move in, relationship
Justin Timberlake has taken the next relationship step in making an honest man woman out of Jessica Biel — he’s asked her to move in with him. According to In Touch Weekly
“Jessica is preparing to live in Justin’s Hollywood Hills home,” [says] an insider. It’s a big deal for Justin, 27, who has never taken this relationship step before, but the insider insists that “they’re definitely headed for marriage. Moving in is just the beginning.”
If you’re wondering the difference between a girlfriend and a wife is, it’s very simple. When she’s your girlfriend, she looks like Jessica Biel above. When she’s your wife, she starts to look like Jessica Biel below. Don’t say I didn’t warn you, boys!
Watching a Marlins game last month:
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sonya
Ahh, the power of makeup.
Jun 6th, 2008
open mouth jones
If I had to watch the fucking Marlins I’d look like shit on a stick too.
The combined ugly on that team is astronomical. Aside from the fact that they essentially suck.
To the JJ move-in situation, alls I can say is, watch out for Cam Diaz. Bitch is crazier than a shithouse rat.
Jun 6th, 2008
G
She is wearing make up. She is just naturally ugly!
And the moving in story is bullshit!
Jun 6th, 2008
G
All of those girls look like a bunch of dikes!
Jun 6th, 2008
Vermillion
Nice one, G! Way to stick it to those women who would never give you the time of day!
Unlike some, I am more than comfortable in my low level of sex appeal that I would gladly accept Jessica Biel sans makeup. I mean, that is the worst folks could come up with? Not really making much of an argument against it.
Jun 7th, 2008
bionic bunny
hey, vermillion! nice to see you here from pajiba!
of course, i’ve been out of touch for a few days, maybe you’ve been here for awhile and i’m being a big dork again!
Jun 7th, 2008
Vermillion
Hello right back, bionic bunny!
I have mostly been lurking for a while, occasionally chiming in whenever RichPort was defending my rights to find Mariah Carey hot.
Thanks for the warm welcome!
Jun 8th, 2008
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