Lindsay Gets Insured
Tags: bobby brown, insurance, labor pains, landon brown, Lindsay Lohan, movie, producers
Lindsay Lohan’s career managed to surface from the shitter and cling precariously to the rim of the bowl on Monday when producers of her new romantic comedy “Labor Pains” finally found someone stupid enough to insure her. According to Rush and Molloy
“Labor Pains” producer Rick Schwartz kept getting turned down by insurers. “[Schwartz] could only find one insurance company to cover her, and even then he really had to vouch for her.”
[A Plum Pictures spokesperson said] “Our insurance and bond reps have been impressed with her good behavior. Whatever personal issues she may have had in the past, it is clear to me that work is her total priority. She wants to make this role and this film a success, and I truly believe in her.”
Well, here’s one guy who has no problem attesting to her work ethic: Bobby Brown’s son Landon. Showbiz Spy reveals
Landon enjoyed a fling with Lindsay Lohan in a nightclub’s toilets [in 2006. Landon said,] “Lindsay followed me to the bathroom during a party and, well, we basically got together. We were just staring at each other and she walked by. I walked into the bathroom and she followed me in. I think she knew who I was.”
So would that be considered “working hard,” or “hardly working?” Ha ha! We all know it doesn’t really matter as long as the word “hard” is involved. Or the word “penis.” She’s a real workhorse when it comes to hard penis.
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Sounds like a country song, “The Turd That Wouldn’t Go Away”.
Jun 6th, 2008
open mouth jones
Whats up with the ‘Death Becomes Her’ makeup?
Are penis’s suddenly attracted to decay and morgue smells?
Are multiple penis’s called penisi?
hmmmm.
Jun 6th, 2008
sonya
The ladies here at my office call it penii, or, weinii. Take your pick.
Jun 6th, 2008
bionic bunny
i never see more than one at a time, so i defer to sonya.
Jun 7th, 2008
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