Jessica Alba Has Baby Girl; No AIDS For Ashely Tisdale
Tags: ashley tisdale, hiv, Jessica Alba, pregnant
Jessica Alba finally cranked out her brown baby yesterday. Us Weekly says
Jessica Alba and her husband Cash Warren have welcomed a baby girl, [Honor Marie Warren]. She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.
Eh, who cares. In way more interesting news, Disney’s “High School Musical” star Ashely Tisdale does NOT have the HIV virus. According to Nine MSN
[The] rumor that Ashley Tisdale tested positive to HIV is “completely untrue” says her rep.
Last week a number of online blogs reported that the 22-year-old High School Musical star contracted the virus during a rhinoplasty procedure in 2007… and [now suffers] from AIDS.
Good thing, because it’s pretty hard to make a joke about AIDS. Same goes for jokes about childhood cancers and burn victims. Luckily, making buck teeth and pulling back your eyelids while saying “Me so sowwy! Me likey flied lice!” is always a hit. Even better if you’re wearing a zany tie or a plastic flower that squirts water. Really, burn victims can’t get enough of that shit. Anything with water really seems to crank their tractors.
Very pregnant Alba at the Celebration of Mentoring May 20th:
3 Comments, Comment or Ping
RichPort
She’ll be useless without the baby boobs.
Jun 9th, 2008
abby
She’s fucking useless anyway.
Jun 9th, 2008
bionic bunny
i thought his name was cash. although useless has a nice ring to it.
Jun 11th, 2008
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