Mary-Kate Olsen Heading For Rehab
Tags: mary-kate olsen, party, rehab
Video footage of Mary-Kate Olsen being carried to her car and then tumbling out of the backseat after partying in L.A. Thursday night has sparked rumors that The Thinspiration will be taking another sabbatical in rehab. (I searched high and low this morning for the footage, but it’s all mysteriously been yanked after making the rounds late Friday afternoon.) According to Full Disclosure
Olsen went to rehab in Utah in 2004 for an eating disorder amid rumors that she was also being treated for substance abuse. Now friends say she is out of control again.
“She refused to talk to Elle magazine about her involvement with Heath Ledger [and it] has brought the whole thing up in the press again and she has been depressed all over,” one pal tells us.
Boy, I wish I could make a living out of drinking my body weight and passing out on the street. Of course, for Mary-Kate, drinking her body weight translates to three Bacardi Breezers and a buttery nipple if she’s retaining water, but still. I’d be fucking Fortune 500 by now. You know, instead of just part-time in your mom’s pants. Buuurrn, mothafuckas!
At the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala last month with her sister:
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RichPort
Seriously, who wouldn’t like to fuck her… wow… none of you?
Jun 9th, 2008
abby
Where have you been, young man?
Jun 9th, 2008
RichPort
I just gnawed my arm off at the elbow after falling for the “Hey, let me wedge your arm in this bear trap, you know, just for kicks…” that my friends like to play when we go on day hiles looking for Old Man Greenthumb’s weedfarm (it exists… I just know it does). I mean, it beats the last time I went camping, passed out, and woke up with my belt around my neck and my ass covered in lube, but I’m choosing not to talk about that right now… anyhoo, I need some ice, a medevac, a cooler big enough to fit this half arm, and some serious morphine…
Jun 9th, 2008
open mouth jones
My goodness.
I can help you out with a cooler of ice, and some alcohol (you know for sterilization purposes, not drinking), but the morphine, not so much.
However, I DO have a bag of sticky yummyness I can share.
My guess is that, even at this juncture, you, dear Rich, are far more attractive than the troll.
Jun 9th, 2008
RichPort
We have a troll here? Send ‘em back to redstate.com!
Jun 9th, 2008
sonya
How lovely, her eyebrows match her eyes.
Jun 9th, 2008
Trevor
She’s awfully young to be having her hair turn gray/white, yes? Or is that a result of the angle/flashbulbs?
Jun 9th, 2008
GooGoo
Ashley looks quite good, though, I must say.
Jun 9th, 2008
StarLink
Wow, this young lady has been through the ringer. She is starting to look old at such a young age. Hollywood will eat you alive!
Jun 9th, 2008
Pepper
In reahab they feed you prairie grass and Purple cocktails. When you come out you feel like a million dollars even though you just paid it to them. Pocket change for her.
Jun 9th, 2008
Fillup
Even my sperm would think twice about splattering on her face!
Jul 8th, 2008
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