Quickies: Double Your Pleasure

Jun 9, 2008

Finally, a decent kid’s movie that doesn’t run two and a half goddamn hours! Kudos all around for Kung Fu Panda. (Pajiba)

Eliot Spitzer’s whore and her mother bikini-and-booze it up together. (CelebSlam)

The single worst nipple deformity I’ve ever seen in my life. Including Spring Break ‘01. (The Blemish)

I don’t know who Brittany Snow is, but you better believe she’ll punch you in the balls until you die. Here’s the video. (Fatback)

Pam Anderson as Amanda Lepore’s long-lost twin cousin! (CityRag)

Puff Daddy is Puff-tarded. (Websters)

Amy Winehouse’s husband pleads “I want ten years of ass banditery” in court today. (HollywoodRag)

Liv Tyler in the world’s most unflattering dress. Ever. (CelebWarship)

Patrick Swayze starts filming a new TV series. Patrick Swayze — 1; Pancreatic cancer — 0. (Evil Beet)