Bill Murray’s Wife Is The Real Drunk
Tags: bill murray, jennifer butler-murray, police
Jennifer Butler-Murray claimed last week that husband Bill Murray’s violent temper and out-of-control drinking were the impetus for her to sue for divorce, but — strangely enough — Bill isn’t the one the neighbors are calling the cops on. According to a report filed with the Sullivan’s Island Police Department (via The Ny Post):
On March 17 of this year, Butler-Murray allegedly got drunk and two of her kids ran over to a neighbor’s house for help. [The investigating officer wrote, "The children] informed me that their mother had been drinking heavily and had [become] physical with them,” the report said.
The report said Bill Murray was in California at the time.
The real victims in all this are the children. So much fodder for “your momma” jokes and so many, many months in a calendar school year.
EDITOR’S NOTE: The woman in the photograph above is NOT Jennifer Butler-Murray. The woman pictured is actually the devil.
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steve billinghurst
The fallacy here is obviously contained in the phrase “Bill isn’t the one”. The question is why should we tolerate and enrich and idolize drunks and overlook their drinking and criminal behaviour”. The question is not whom the neighbors are calling the cops about. People call the cops for noise anyway. Gee, so Bill can do whatever he wants. He is wrongfully accused. He doesn’t drink. My bad. You can drink a little bit and that’s fine. Drunks only drink what’s right. The Easter Bunny, see, he doesn’t drink but he’s a wabbit. We all should be drinking whiskey all day, but just sipping on it.
Dec 17th, 2008
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