Jessica Simpson: Operation Denial
Tags: Jessica Simpson, operation smile
Jessica Simpson reminisces about the trip she took to Kenya in 2005 promoting Operation Smile (a non-profit organization that provides corrective surgery for children born with cleft palates in third world countries) in this month’s issue of Dear Doctor Dentistry & Oral Health. She tells the magazine:
“My experience in Kenya with Operation Smile was incredible. To witness the truly miraculous transformations in the lives of so many desperate needy children was both powerful and personally rewarding.”
Well, I’m not sure which trip she’s talking about, exactly, because that certainly wasn’t the one she took in 2005. The trip she took went something like this:
[Jessica] went on a wildlife tour at one point instead of visiting the hospitals she’d committed to seeing. The press was so, so bad. She [even] backed out of PSAs that were supposed to run afterwards.
There’s nothing like going around reminding everyone of your past failures to bolster the ol’ public image. I’m pretty sure that’s why my parents were always telling me what a huge mistake I was growing up. It was their way of preparing me for a lifetime of success and good fortune. Thanks, Mom and Dad!
Signing autographs at the CMA Music Festival this past weekend:
4 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
If she could get together with Hillary Clinton maybe they could recall being tooth fairies flitting around transforming kid’s lives while under sniper fire in Bosnia. It could happen.
Jun 10th, 2008
open mouth jones
Or if that doesn’t work, she could go on about how her father has NOTHING to do with the fact that she can’t stay in a normal and healthy relationship with a man. Cause it’s totes normal for your DAD to take semi nude pics of your giant mammaries. Or to keep your mouth open and gaping like 24/7.
God, I loathe this wench.
Jun 10th, 2008
nordo
Or…she could look out a window…wildlife in Kenya? DUH!
Jun 10th, 2008
abby
Well, in her defense, poor people are smelly.
Jun 10th, 2008
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