Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer

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Despite denying marital trouble for months now, Madonna has reportedly hired celebrity divorce lawyer Nicholas Mostyn. According to Digital Spy

The singer is starting divorce proceedings against her husband Guy Ritchie. The singer apparently met the legal representative at his London office ten days ago.

It was unclear whether Madonna was meeting with Mostyn to begin legal paper work or if she was just there to challenge him to a good old-fashioned arm-wrestling contest. You don’t get those kind of veins without mastering the top roll and hook techniques, baby!

Nipping out in Cannes last month:

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  1. She is a handsome woman indeed.

  2. If handsome means veiny and bulging, then sure. She’s probably got one of the monster clits. You know, the kind that looks like an itsy bitsy penis.

  3. I think it’s always polite to compliment the geriatrc as “handsome”…

  4. She got the publicity… OH HOW I LOVE THAT ONE Abandoned child by her husband staying at home and keeping him fit and loved while she got on with her training, traveling, CAREER and did her hoochy coo with the young men with no delays allowed.. She sniffed in dismissal and missed most of the final adoption appointments, that could have spoiled the deal while a poor and anguished African nation bowed and swayed to her royal demands. There just isn’t enough time in the year to do these menial things ya know? She is such an egotistic idiot and selfish human keeping him shook up and stressed, to now want a divorce in spite and anger for Guy wanting free time to get on with his life and career and not be her house-bound manny hubby anymore.

  5. Even her cleavage looks hard and angry.

  6. I don’t really think this is true. They’ve already denied they are divorcing. So who knows. The poor and anguished African nation? Yes, that’s true, but the “bowed and swayed to her royal demands” is really dumb. Madonna is helping this nation and they love her. She didn’t have an easy time adopting baby David but finally now the last visits are done and the papers have been signed and he is officially now a member of the Ritchie household, hardly been “abandoned”…lol

  7. And her nose looks pumped and veiny

  8. And I’m pretty sure some strands of hair have anabolic steroids in them….

  9. OMG! i hate her arms.. their all bulging and scary.. and as for the rumors i don’t think it’s true..

  10. Oh my. Madonna needs to gain some body fat. She is starting to look really unattractive because of her obvious strict low body fat rule. She needs to rest because she is aging prematurely because of her schedule and overworked diet and exercise regimin.

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