Quickies: My Bologna Has a First Name

Jun 10, 2008

Tori Spelling gives birth! Presumably to a baby whale. (CelebNewsWire)

Candy made in the likeness of Kendra Wilkinson’s asshole! (Derek Hail)

Kirstie Alley’s dialing finger is too busy shoveling forkfuls of bologna casserole to call Jenny Craig. (Websters)

Britney’s dad offers K-Fed $14 million to take her back. (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan debuts hideous pink gladiator high heels. (The Grumpiest)

And speaking of Linz, see if you can guess today’s reason for showing off her tits! Hint: it involves money. (popoholic)

Mary-Kate and Ashley won’t be regifting these birthday presents. (MollyGood)

Marisa Miller’s dress can barely contain her bosomy goodness. (The Rad Report)

R. Kelly is about to take on the sweet walnut justice of a pedophile-busting gavel. Hopefully on the face. (College Candy)