Jun 10, 20082
Summer Supererogative: Helena Christensen Topless
Tags: helena christensen, summer supererogative
Since it’s summertime, it’s only fitting that gratuitous photos of celebrities in bikinis should be standard around these parts. Allow me to present your first-ever post-quickies palate cleanser: the Summer Supererogative. Today’s star is nineties supermodel Helena Christensen. As you can plainly see, Helena still has nipples. And you can milk just about anything with nipples. Except Robert DeNiro. The end!
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open mouth jones
Thanks for a new celeb nick name:
Robert ‘Vitamin D Milk’ de Niro.
But Jack ‘Man-aries’ Nicholson has a better pair.
Oh god I just threw up a little.
On the plus side:
BOOBS.
Jun 11th, 2008
nordo
Are you referring to the mannery gland?
Jun 11th, 2008
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