Brody Jenner Has Gay New Reality Show
Tags: brody jenner, mtv, reality show
Because there just isn’t enough shit on television, Brody Jenner is getting his own “reality” show on MTV. Hear that? That was the sound of a million people dry-heaving at once. According to People
Bromance features guy contestants who “will compete… in hopes of joining [Jenner's] entourage. Each episode will feature one “group date” with Jenner and contestants will also get one-on-one time with him.
The contestants will be whittled down in “Hot Tub Elimination Ceremonies.” Unlucky “bros” will be forced to leave the bachelor pad dripping wet, in their swimsuits, luggage in hand.
“Group date?” “Hot tub?!” “Dripping wet?!!” “Bachelor pad?!!” Jesus, why don’t they just call the show “Who Wants All of Their Buddies Back Home to Call Them a Faggot for the Rest of Their Lives?” At least there’s a little more dignity in that. “Bromance” sounds like it should be part of a personal ad for gays seeking casual sex. Single white male 5′10″ 185 seeks non-smoker male 18-45 for companionship, bromance, and all around good time! Must love gyms, cosmos, and barebacking on meth. Call 555-ANAL and ask for Brody.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
open mouth jones
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought, “MY GOD- QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!”
Jun 11th, 2008
Popcornridge
Will there be any naked twister being played,, if so, Im watching..
Jun 11th, 2008
abby
Or naked Parcheesi? We play that all the time in our house. Hot.
Jun 11th, 2008
cwguero
Hmmmm, I am more confused as to why Brody needs an entourage.
Jun 11th, 2008
RichPort
Kweefy McSpermbubble might want to consider something manlier to do with his time, like sewing or being a fingernail improvement technician.
Jun 12th, 2008
bionic bunny
i understand that, over at pajiba, they’ve mastered the enticing game of “naked scrabble”.
but since i doubt any of these future contestants can spell anyway it would probably take a lot of the challenge out of it…
Jun 13th, 2008
Todd
I am a Homosexual, I”m hear and I’m Queer. Out and Proud!! Now, with that being said, I watched haf an episode of Bromance and those sissy boys are way too gay for me to watch!!! Seacrest, Brody, come out come out wherever you are!!!
Jan 11th, 2009
Greg
Why does EVERYBODY need to have an OPINION. Maybe Brody and Seacreast are trying to break down walls and lines in the sand.
Let the frick’n marketplace decide and quit condeming others.
If there is an audience for this show, the show will survive. If no one watches it, the show will close.
The people will have voted through ratings.
Jan 24th, 2009
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