Linda Hogan Has a New Man Boy

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Bulky super-tanned bleach-blonde Linda Hogan has landed her self a new man since splitting from bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde wrestler Hulk Hogan — she’s dating the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde former classmate of her daughter Brooke (who, in case you didn’t already know, also happens to be a bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde, similar to the bulky, super-tanned bleach-blonde her father is now dating)! According to Nine MSN

Hulk Hogan’s ex-wife Linda has a new beau - she’s 48, he’s 19! And to make matters worse, the boy, Charlie, went to school with Linda’s daughter Brooke - and he was in the grade below her!

“I personally don’t like it at all or condone it,” moans Brooke. “But she’s my mom, so I have to show her support.”

With the whole goddamn family looking like shemale versions of each other, I’ve got my money on seven or eight Mai Tais before Linda accidentally ends up in bed with her own daughter. Excuse me now while I go gouge out my mind’s eye.

Linda Charlie Brooke on vacation last month:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. open mouth jones

    Mom or not, I’d still slap a bitch for going out with a guy younger than me.
    Especially if, like Brooke, I’d been saddled with a face like a shovel and a body RuPaul envies.

  2. nordo

    Shemales dating children while the littlest creep whines in the pokey.
    Eyha…ain’t that America?

  3. abby

    If things don’t work out with Charlie, at least Brooke’s finally found a convincing body double.

  4. JMc

    a family only Hitler could love

  5. bob whily

    i no that kid hes funny as hell.. hes not doing it to be poplar trust me is poplar enough and he was never classmates with brooke charlie went to clearwater high i had him in my would shop class

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